“KILL OR BE KILLED 😈” – Dante Harris
THE BOARD
Georgetown +8
Georgetown ML +315
O/U 143
BEST BETS
Bobby
Georgetown ML 1,000,000,000,000,000,000u
Saxa is back.
Jake
Georgetown ML MAX PLAY
Put on your dancing shoes baby!! This is the most significant game in recent Georgetown history. I’m smiling through it all and can’t believe this is my life. You think Marcus Zegarowski scares me? Dude looks like Mose Schrute. Patrick Ewing, the Mecca, Georgetown basketball. What a night, be on the right side of history. Georgetown ML is the obvious play.
Armen
I abstain. Never have I been scared while writing, yet here I am. The Hoyas are 40 minutes- literally 40 minutes- away from a bid to the Big Dance. Creighton is the better team, but we’re talking about Georgetown. I don’t know.
So with that being said, GIVE ME THE DAMN HOYAS. HOYAS ML ALL IN.
John
Creighton ML -403 4u
Yeah that’s right. You read that correctly. CREIGHTON moneyline. Sure, the Hoyas have won 5 of their last 6 and haven’t lost to a non-NCAA tournament team since the Trump administration, but the glory has to end, right? There’s no way this team, who started 3-8 and blew several leads early on in the season, could win four games in four days at the Garden to go dancing, right?? Look, we all know my early struggles on this column. I peaked a few weeks back, and I took Marquette on Wednesday because, well, I was prepared to be disappointed. Guess what: I’m prepared to be let down again. I took Creighton in our Big East Futures special, and I told you the controversy surrounding Greg McDermott, while serious, was a smoke screen. I love what the Hoyas have done, but it’s got to end.
P.S. Aside from Xavier completely shitting the bed against Butler, my Big East bracket is perfect, I tell you. Perfect. I hope I’m wrong tonight, but read it and weep. Little March Madness warmup for yours truly.
*** All bets are completely theoretical and based on delusion. This column is for entertainment purposes only.
